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Humor Joke 幽默笑話

中國日報網英語點津為您精選語言地道的英語笑話，開心學英語。

高空擲物

2010-09-10 11:32
The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window.

我數學得了A

2010-09-09 11:11
Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted.

有什么問題嗎?

2010-09-07 10:42
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.

這難道不好嗎？

2010-09-06 11:20
"What are you so happy about?" a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied.

我要做的就是付錢

2010-09-03 10:35
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

怎么發財的

2010-09-02 10:13
"How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience."

拳擊和賽跑

2010-09-01 09:52
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he tells his friend: "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."

時間對豬有什么意義?

2010-08-31 10:10
The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.

懂得一門外語的重要性

2010-08-30 09:57
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."

送給媽媽的禮物

2010-08-27 11:56
There was a woman who had three sons. Getting back together they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

我想給它一個驚喜

2010-08-26 10:47
Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on? Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.

湯姆的借口

2010-08-25 10:47
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

昨天你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎

2010-08-24 11:21
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

朋友和錢

2010-08-23 10:22
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

完美的兒子

2010-08-20 09:25
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't.

你必須先把車窗搖上去

2010-08-19 09:32
The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣

2010-08-18 10:44
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"

我只把扣眼兒給縫上了

2010-08-13 08:53
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

婚后識妻

2010-08-12 08:51
Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

你太遲了

2010-08-10 08:53
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrusting into his pocket.

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