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瘋人院

2008-03-19 09:04
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

兩只蟑螂

2008-03-18 09:09
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

2008-03-17 10:00
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."

再見，美元

2008-03-14 09:19
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves whole heartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

代溝

2008-03-13 09:08
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.

碎紙機還是復印機？

2008-03-12 09:05
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

有去無回

2008-03-11 09:27
My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper.

長生不老

2008-03-10 09:22
A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.

老夫老妻

2008-03-07 09:14
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

空白頁

2008-03-06 09:19
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.

昵稱

2008-03-05 09:01
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

誠實嗎？

2008-03-04 09:15
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

通往天堂的問題

2008-03-03 09:24
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.

想請一天假

2008-02-29 09:25
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

你可以跟他們中任何一個結婚

2008-02-28 09:11
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.

班級、情人和蠢驢

2008-02-27 09:28
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

開張大吉

2008-02-26 08:50

輕率的插話

2008-02-25 09:30
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.

他什么都沒聽到

2008-02-22 09:15
Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public.

停車費

2008-02-21 10:15
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

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