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再活40年

2009-01-16 09:16
Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital.

答非所問

2009-01-15 09:59
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is!

我想應該沒關系

2009-01-14 08:58
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said "I just make an illegal turn."

妻子的回答

2009-01-13 09:55
husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

那會省的更多

2009-01-12 09:16
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."

迂回問診

2009-01-09 10:31
A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?"

2009-01-08 10:27
And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angrily, "I thought you advertised that you were the best guide in New York State."

可是老師哭了

2009-01-07 13:41
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side.

你多大了

2009-01-06 09:40
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

他們都在這里

2009-01-05 09:14
every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.

像媽媽的女孩

2008-12-31 09:23
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

看牙

2008-12-30 08:59
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened.

邏輯推理

2008-12-29 10:05
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation", she said.

我都知道了

2008-12-26 10:08
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."

小孩的祈禱

2008-12-25 09:21
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers

車壞了

2008-12-23 09:34
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.

你的房間

2008-12-22 09:20
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this

分蘋果

2008-12-19 09:24
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister", she said.

只聽一面之辭

2008-12-18 10:06
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.

請一天假

2008-12-17 09:23
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies:"Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

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